It started off with me and good buddy Clint heading to Knoxville to check out a band with Ernie for an early birthday gathering for Ern. We were about 10 miles out and Clint said the steering felt a little weird. We continued on, left the interstate and as we pull out at the bottom of the of off ramp the rack and pinion on the left front totally broke loose. We were able to get it to the side of the road, call a tow truck, and get Ernie to pick us up.
Now let me interject how blessed we were. Had that happed on 4 lanes of interstate, at the end of rush hour at 65 miles per hour, well, it would have been bad to awful.
We got the car to Pep Boys and like the troopers we are, headed on to the show. Well, we headed to Barley's first for a brew and some pizza. Later, we saw one of our favorite tribute bands, Appetite for Destruction, the fake Guns 'n' Roses. They were killer as always and I am consistently blown away at just how good fake Axl is. Before they took the stage, Poison tribute Hollyweird played. They are terrible and I thought Ernie and Clint were going to get into a fist fight about the original band.
Anyway, Saturday was a day of College football with my boys. Michigan, one of my favorite teams, beat Notre Dame, Ernie's favorite. It was sweet and I won't gloat. Although I did tell you Ernie not underestimate the Wolverines. Props to Ern on the grilled salmon.
However, later in the evening our beloved Vols fell to the evil Florida Gators and a horrible personal foul call by an official that erased a TD. It was a rough way to end the day. Vols losses take a day or two to get over. I'll even avoid ESPN for fear I will have to see the highlights again. They love to rub it in on me. I think ESPN hates me.
Back to the car... It was going to be more than the car is worth to fix, so pray for Clint as he looks for new transportation this week. And we needed a ride back to Kingsport, so...
We hitched a ride home with some Charlie Manson looking dude. He smelled of pickles and Josh Stewart and scared us a little bit. He drove a '75 El Camino and insisted we all pile in up front. I made Clint take the middle seat. He continually talked about the egg salad sandwich and how it is totally underrated while ham and cheese was extremely overrated. I thought this was some of serial killer code talk and that I was egg salad and Clint was ham and cheese. Meaning I was safe and Clint wasn't. He actually stopped on the side of the road a couple of times, walked around the car while talking to someone named Randy that we couldn't see. It was scary.
Ok, I made that last paragraph up, we hitched a ride home with good friend Hoosh, who had come down for the Vols game.
There were lots of little funny things that happened throughout the weekend, but I can't remember them right now. It's the kinds of things that once the man group breaks up and goes there separate ways in normal life, they forget them till the next time they get together.
Remember, pray for Clint, I know the spot he is right now because I have a car down and am not sure what I am going to do.
Thanks Ern for having us, Clint for driving us most of the way and Hoosh for getting me home to the fam.
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