1. You fall behind, on everything.
2. You wonderful and lovely kids grate on your last nerve.
3. Nothing tastes good, not even sprite.
4. Showers are a chore.
5. Getting dressed while having the worst balance ever.
6. The ridiculous fevered dreams. Vincent Price and Lucky, from Lucky Charms, actually showed up in one of mine last night. WEIRD.
7. Those teasing hours where you think you are getting better only to get socked one more time.
8. Your wife works and you are left to fend for yourself.
9. Hungry, not hungry, hungry, not hungry, hungrey, not…
10. Thermometers under you tongue.
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